Gooogle-Cookies

Good-morning all
Please help yourself
To a zero-calorie Gooogle-cookie
In case you didn't hear
They're made from celery and carrot
Extract, though do appear
In every way
Indistinguishable
From old-fashioned cookies.

The company are hardly sensitive
About the secret of their success
A Peruvian chilli-oil
Accelerates the metabolic rate
Cancelling the calories
They actually contain - a second natural enzyme
Retards absorption
Of fatty-acids
Packed with fibre, each
Has less fat than cucumber.

Gooogle say:
'The cookies are the outcome
A decade in the making
A billion biscuits eaten
In the noble name of progress
With new varieties planned
Next year in quarter-four
Chocolate-chip and chunky-nut
Click here to know more.'

I’ve left them in the kitchen
In honour of my son
It's his birthday
He’s one
His life has only just begun.

I’ve put them on the counter
No need to rush
They're free (of course)
And what is more
They're oven-warm
And taste of love.